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Basil: I look so sneaky :3
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"I told him that I felt obliged as a Christian to warn him to commend his soul to God, 'since I am about to bury you here, alive or dead; and if you prove the stronger, you will bury me. You can escape if you wish to, I shall not pursue you." - Casanova
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"Everybody has their own opinion, that's part of life. It's fine, you know?" ~ Taylor Hanson
98% of these statistics signatures aren't 100% accurate. If you're in any of the percentage who agrees...then spread the word.
And darnit...darndarndarn...that quote from Dawson always gets to me.
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I am Bartholomew in The Disney Directory's Character Claimers' Crew
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"Anger is really a healthy emotion that's good for you. It just doesn't LOOK pretty."--Myself
"This is really dangerous, but worth all the effort. I'm going to prove the impossible really exists!"--Bjork
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A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do. ~Joel Osteen
No man is poor who can do what he likes to do once in a while!
~Scrooge McDuck
Wow, you got a subscription, too! Goodie for you! ^_^ Subscriptions are much fun...I'm hoping to get automatic payments for mine.
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GMD love is alive...& it lives in Winnie! XD
If there are no cats in America & the streets are paved with cheese, would they taste like Gouda or cheddar?
Meet me in another world, space & joy
Vous etes tres belle, mama, girls & boys
Basil sticking his head in front of the text is a great touch; it suits his character nicely. XD
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GL Honor Guard- [link] KNOW FEAR!
I'm Happy, the Helicopter!
I love to sing and laugh!
I'll open up my cannons,
And rip you all in half!
-Kevin Murphy
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"P-p-please, Eddie, you know there's no justice for toons anymore? If the weasels get their hands on me, I'm as good as dipped" (Roger Rabbit).
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"P-p-please, Eddie, you know there's no justice for toons anymore? If the weasels get their hands on me, I'm as good as dipped" (Roger Rabbit).
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"P-p-please, Eddie, you know there's no justice for toons anymore? If the weasels get their hands on me, I'm as good as dipped" (Roger Rabbit).
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